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’nuff said! 😉
(translation available upon request)
Op De Standaard de “Wat zegt uw koffie over u?”-test gedaan op vraag van mijn vrouwken. Het resultaat hoeft niemand te verwonderen;
It is morning. You are slow-rolling off the exit ramp, nearing the end of the long-ass commute from your suburban enclave. You have seen the rise of the city grow larger and larger in your windshield as you crawled through sixteen miles of bumper-to-bumper traffic. You foolishly believed that, now that you are in the city, your hellish morning drive is coming to an end.
Just then! I emerge from nowhere to whirr past you at twenty-two fucking miles per hour, passing twelve carlengths to the stoplight that has kept you prisoner for three cycles of green-yellow-red. The second the light says go, I am GOING, flying, leaving your sensible, American, normal vehicle in my dust.
We all deserve to get kicked in the butt once in a while, motivational posters be damned!
The drawing is from this real amusing patent application for “User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user’s buttocks”.